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Me: My mom brought Five Guys home! I'm so excited! Oh my gosh!
Friend: Your mom what?
Me: Clarification: Five Guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries. I'm not having an orgy.
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Me: My mom brought Five Guys home! I'm so excited! Oh my

172 faves · 5 comments · Apr 30, 2013 2:22pm

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funny · friend · fiveguys

emilygm* · 1 decade ago
omigosh I can't even xD
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
oh my god lol I don't know what five guys is so at first I was like what
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MariaOchoa2014 · 1 decade ago
I love Five Guys! The fries are the best.
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
saw this on tumblr :3
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bubbles92294 · 1 decade ago
lol nice
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