AT RESTARAUNTS:
Mum: Hun (mah dad) look! There's a discount for
14 and under.
*MUM AND DAD LOOK AT ME*
Dad: Since Amelia's thirteen...
Me: No dad. No. No. No.
Dad: Beth, today you're going to be
fourteen. Imagine!
Me: Dad, mom... No.
Dad and Mum: Honey, we're trying to save
money. Don't worry.
TRANSLATION: LISTEN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
YOUNGER TODAY AND IF YOU SASS ME YOU'RE GROUNDED, YOU LIL'
F4G. NOW SQUAT AND CHANGE YOUR VOICE LIKE YOU HAVEN'T HIT
P__ERTY YET.
