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But what if there was a free hotel for ladies
who were on their period, and no bras were
allowed, and trays of food were everywhere
carried by handsome men in bow ties, and
there was a chocolate fountain in every
room, and if your back started to hurt there
would be five differend masseuses to choose
from, and if you needed cuddles then all you
had to do was press a button on your
necklace and your favorite band member
would instantly be there, and there were
soundproofed rooms for females who
needed to get their emotions out, and
nobody wore make up or fancy clothes
because we wouldn't judge each other, and
we'd all look a mess and no one would care,
and when he got cramps, heating pads and
medicine would be there at the ring of a bell,
and there would be private theatres with
every single romantic comedy or tear-jerker
movies to choose from, and if we were tired
out and sleepy someone would always be
there to carry us to huge, fluffy beds with
lots of pillows...

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