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Why I'll be the best parent ever:
When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah, I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."
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Why I'll be the best parent ever: When I get into a big fight

105 faves · 4 comments · Apr 27, 2013 7:32pm

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funny · mother · teen · fight · husband

TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
I must remember this.
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tiredofbeinginvisible7 · 1 decade ago
I'm so glad that I made a quote that someone wants to remember! This made my day! Thank you!!!
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
lol this is priceless!
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tiredofbeinginvisible7 · 1 decade ago
Thank you so much!!! It means so much to me!!!
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