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Mom: What happened to your hand?
Me: I dropped my laptop on it, it hurts a lot. 
Mom: Wait... what?
Brother: You dropped your laptop on your hand?
Mom: do you know how much these things cost?? I told you to be more careful. You said you were going to be more respon-
Me: The laptop is fine, my hand is just bruised and bleeding.
Mom: Thank God. Phew. Nearly gave me a heart attack. 
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: 
My hand is fine, thank you for your concern.
 

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Mom: What happened to your hand? Me: I dropped my laptop on it,

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