Mom: What happened to your hand?
Me: I dropped my laptop on it, it hurts a
lot.
Mom: Wait... what?
Brother: You dropped
your laptop on your hand?
Mom: do you know how much these things cost??
I told you to be more careful. You said you were going to be more
respon-
Me: The laptop is fine, my hand is just
bruised and bleeding.
Mom: Thank
God. Phew. Nearly gave me a heart
attack.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My hand is fine, thank you for your
concern.
Mom: What happened to your hand? Me: I dropped my laptop on it,
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Apr 27, 2013 4:56am