One time, when I was like 7,
this kid had a really huge crush
on me and drew me all these
strange looking box people
and he asked me out but
remember I had a 7 year old
mind so I didn't really know 
what to do so I did what I do
best and cordially wrote him 
a letter that said "I don't really
like like you all that much, and
now I guess I don't know 
what to say, so here is a picture
of an elephant instead"
and do you know what I did?
I drew the kid a giraffe.

How do you screw up a giraffe and an elephant I mean come on