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when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
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when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself

131 faves · 6 comments · Apr 22, 2013 6:41pm

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skittlesXx · 1 decade ago
dafuq
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Calliope* · 1 decade ago
... Wait, what?
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
da ?
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
omg, witty recognises 'f uq' without a space as a replacement for
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
that was me stop making fun of me
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
Was it really?
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