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What the fu** is up with the Platypus?

It has the beak of a duck 

The tail of a beaver

Furr

It has fangs and venom like a snake

It sweats out milk 

It lives on both Land

and water

It's a mala 

And it frikken lays eggs.


It's like mother nature created this animal to screw with us. 
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What the fu** is up with the Platypus? It has the beak of a duck

3 faves · 1 comments · Apr 20, 2013 11:06am

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HiImMERMS · 1 decade ago
*mammal not mala
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