*Today in
homeroom.*
*Two guys arguing*
Teacher: Alright! Stop fighting!
Guy 1: We're not fighting! We're using
words. Verbally.
Guy 2: Yeah, like the cold war! (We're
studying that in Social Studies.)
Guy 3: Hey. I bet my nuke is bigger than yours.
;)
Guy 2: Yeah, well my missle can wrap all the way
around the world. Twice.
Teacher: *Facepalm.*
