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Jesus could walk on water. Cucumbers are 96% water. I can walk on cucumbers. I am 96% Jesus.
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Jesus could walk on water. Cucumbers are 96% water. I can walk

10 faves · 3 comments · Apr 18, 2013 1:07pm

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funny · jesus · cucumbers

sassarelli0302 · 1 decade ago
i didn't mean to offend anyone it was just a joke. lighten up... k?
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fleeflicker98 · 1 decade ago
lol :)
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
This is not a joke ok? don't pretent to get a top quotes talking like this about Jesus ...K?
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