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Three drunk guys got in a cab. The taxt/cab driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. The first drunk guy paid the guy. The second, said thank you. And the third one slapped the driver. The taxi cab driver thought the guy knew what he did but still said, "What was that for?" and the guy said, "Control your speed next time. You almost killed us"...

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Three drunk guys got in a cab. The taxt/cab driver knew that

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