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Dog.



I remember when we first got you, dog.
You were ugly
and sickly
and skinny
and smelly
Why couldn't I have a new puppy instead of this stinky old stray?
On the ride home
you got so sick and scared
and threw up
You had a stupid name, too.
Someone at the shelter named you SARI
after a dress.
It should have been something awesome like
ARMSTRONG
but you didn't respond to anything else by then.
I didn't like you very much
i mean, you didn't know how to bark
what kind of a dog doesn't know how to bark?
were you mute?
or just stupid?
Remember the one time
you found a dead cat
and you started rubbing yourself on it?
what the HELL, dog
why would you do that?
you smelled SO BAD
i couldn't eat
for a WEEK
and I TOLD you
not to drink from the pool
not just because it was bad for you
but because somehow
every time you did
you would slip and fall in
which wouldn't have been so bad
except you can't swim
why wouldn't you listen to me?
when we moved into an apartment
we couldn't take you with us
so our cousins
took care of you
I came to visit a few times
but it wasnt a priority
I mean i got busy, dog
i grew up and stuff
Its not like you were going anywhere
id come back some other time
Its not like you would miss me
I mean
you were just a dog
and its not like i didnt know how you were, dog
they told me how you'd go and stay out all day
and only come home late at night
and i said
that sounds just like my sister LOL
and they told me
how you finally learned how to bark
and i said maybe you weren't
so dumb after all
and they told me how you got
really fat
and slow
and lazy
and i said
that sounds just like my sis
and they told me
how you passed away last week








i remember taking
you on our first walk
you took a dump right
in the road
and just when i
was about to yell
a bus was nearly about
to ride over you
and i remember
how we ran
like if that was some eleborate
ruse to get me to like you
........it worked
I remember
youd meet me at the bus stop
after school
and we would always take
the longest route home
we would always be late for dinner
and i remember
i talked to you
about all the problems
a nine-year-old
could possible have
like how i was so nervous
the first day at my new school
that i wet my pants
nobody found out
because i spent all of recess
washing it out
you're the only one
i ever told
because even though
i was a colossal loser
you loved me
all the same
despite my insecurities
and all my stupid decisions
you never once judged me
so i told you it all
how my first friends and i
promised each other
to not drink or smoke
or ever do drugs
how i was picked last for teams
every time in PE
cause i was quite fat and slow:
the useless new kid
how my elementary school crush
gave me her email when she moved
but she eventually stopped writing
cause for some stupid reason
i never replied
and as i grew up
and the stories changed pace
you still sat and listened
to every word
how that straight-edge young boy
and his straight-edge young friends
got suspended from school
from puffing the herb
how that slow, porky kid
joined high school rugby
and outran and tackled
the fastest guy on the team
(the only time he ever did
the entire year, but still)
how that socially awkward
and shy stupid boy
destroyed a reliationship
by being THAT guy
the guy a girl cheated with
the backstabbing friend
who only showed guillt or felt any remorse
AFTER she brought the affair to an end


why did you have to leave, dog?


i still had so much to tell you
i wanted to tell you
i kicked pot for good
and learned to turn
negative thought
into 'art'
i found
my first love
in this girl
and we swore
to each other
forever
and always
our hearts


i realized something, dog.

the few times i did
come to visit you'd be
all sulky as if you were
angry with me
'the hell
have you been, dude?'
your eyes seemed to glare
but after a minute
youd no longer care
in spite of my absence
your heart remained true
you never forgot me
but i forgot you
why do i always
do everything wrong
why was i so
inattentive a friend
and why did i only start
missing you dog
after i lerned
i wont see you
again?



I'm sorry,
dog.















 
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