OH MY GOD 
so today after school I was walking around with two of my friends and I wanted to go to Bershka (a clothing store). 
I started saying "BERSHKAAAA" with such a creepy voice without stopping. Then I suddenly started laughing. My laughter became ever harder when they asked me why. Well, so I texted them both why I am laughing, because I couldn't speak. I was almost choking :D
Soo, the reason I was laughing so hard was I imagined ramming one of them a hammer into the back. Out of nothing. When I think of that I can't stop laughing. Sh/t. I'm chocking.