*MY MOM BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE AND LEAVING ME ALONE*

Mom: If you get hungry, there is food in the fridge. There's chicken, broccoli, potatoes-
Me: Mom I know
Mom: Remember to lock the door.
Me: I know
Mom: Remember to not answer the door for strangers
Me: I know
Mom: Take the dog out in 15 minutes. Set a timer. Don't forget. You-
Me: I KNOW FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TOLD ME THIS A MILLION TIMES! I AM NOT 6 I AM SIXTEEN! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Me: I KNOW!

True Story