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Dear
S
k
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t
t
l
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s
,
Thank you for being supportive of my diet.
The plastic wrapping on your easter eggs is
impossible to open, and if I can't open you,
I cannot eat you.
Sincerely,
Too lazy to get scissors.
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Dear Skittles, Thank you for being supportive of my diet. The
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