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(I am working morning shifts at a cafe.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother walk in.)

Me: "So what will it be?"

Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."

(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look.
The mother looks very embarralsed)

Mother: "Eggs... He would like some eggs..."

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(I am working morning shifts at a cafe. We are serving breakfast.

128 faves · 7 comments · Apr 9, 2013 2:23pm

Calliope*

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Calliope*


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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Lol I saw that one! I will have a child like this one day

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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
That kid is jesus.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I will raise a child like this

He probably won't have any friends but you know

Yolo
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ToriRox16 · 1 decade ago
omg this kid needs to join witty
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
omg thatll be my kids some day
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fibomidget · 1 decade ago
This kid is gonna be a wittian.
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Calliope* · 1 decade ago
Embarrassed:$
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