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We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by
getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate eggs.
I can't help but feel there is a massive gap of information somewhere.
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We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a giant

199 faves · 17 comments · Mar 25, 2013 3:33pm

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1Derland · 1 decade ago
And it's also on a different day every year. :D Which baffles me, because I'm pretty sure Jesus was ressurected on one official day. Not multiple different Sundays.
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Emilyycanfly · 1 decade ago
We definitely got the better end of the deal.
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
omg, you should totally watch the south park version of this, you'll find out why :P
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awesomenessandahalf · 1 decade ago
We celebrate new life
Which can come in egg form;);)
Chocolate egg form.

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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
We celebrate his resurrection on Easter Sunday just saying. He died 3 days before on Good Friday, that's when we mourn.
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
hi this is random, but do you mind me asking you something on Jesus' resurrection, ive been wondering about this for some time....
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
Sure haha
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
lol, k, so you know how jesus died to save everyone from the sins, ( please correct me if im wrong) how does his death save everyone from their sins, sorry if im speaking jibberish, and my facts are all wrong. thanks
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
Hey I don't know if anyone replied and answered you. His death opened the gates of Heaven so we all have a chance to enter. The gates were closed because we were all sinners, so through his holy and sin-free life up to and including death, he reopened the gates so we all have a chance at eternal life.
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
thankyou, that makes sense :) i appreciate the reply
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TheHalfbacksGirl · 1 decade ago
No problem babez, I gotchyu ;p
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
Their* sins
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SazzX* · 1 decade ago
But he resurrected on Easter Sunday. A happy day. Why shouldn't we be happy that day? Chocolate makes people happy.
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
That's what I'm saying...
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softballxwin27 · 1 decade ago
I know
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
Then why did you make this quote?
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softballxwin27 · 1 decade ago
i didn't make it, and i thought it was funny
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