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                                        When Life gives you a boyfriend she says:

1. Here's your first boyfriend. He'll .. only last a couple of weeks…. or less. And there'll be no profit from dating      him. He'll lie to you and make you feel like crap. but I think he'll be good for you.  Here ya go :D HAVE FUN!!!

2. This guy is absolutely amazing. He can count too two and knows how to get from A to B …. in the alphabet. He isn't very bright but he is all that I think you might be worth. You need better, but I Ruin People's Hope's and Dream's so...
tough luck.

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When Life gives you a boyfriend she says: 1. Here's your

1 faves · Mar 25, 2013 2:39am

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