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So, I was sitting with my drunk uncle who looked at me and said, "Sometimes I put your aunt's crotchless red thong on my face and wear it like a mask. And sometimes I put it on the dog because.... he likes it."
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So, I was sitting with my drunk uncle who looked at me and said,

3 faves · 2 comments · Mar 24, 2013 2:20am

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funny · family · alcohol

jamiesk · 1 decade ago
aka-awkward
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BreKee15 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha it was!
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