TO DO LIST:
1. WEAR A SHIRT THAT
SAYS "LIFE", HAND OUT LEMONS
2. HIRE TWO PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. GET THEM TO FOLLOW EACH
OTHER.
3. GO INTO A CROWDED ELEVATOR & SAY "I BET YOU'RE
ALL
WONDERING WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE." WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
4. MAKE VANILLA PUDDING. PUT IT IN A MAYO JAR. EAT IT IN
PUBLIC.
5. RUN INTO A STORE, ASK WHAT YEAR IT IS. WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS,
YELL "IT WORKED!" AND RUN OUT CHEERING.
6. CHANGE NAME TO SIMON. SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON.
7. FOLLOW JOGGERS AROUND IN A CAR BLASTING "EYE OF THE
TIGER" FOR ENCOURAGEMNT.
