My dog was at my door staring at me...

I am now scared that a bunch of ninjas a going to come in and kidnap me to the land of Oz where munchkins will train me to go into the hunger games as female tribute to district four where i return home to face Voldimort going on an alchemist massicre and has trapped aang and ed forcing Clary and Jace to fight Loki while Captin America battles Tally, Shay and Zane for the throne of Zeus and Percy and Annabeth are making out in front of the TARDIS where the tenth Doctor grabs my hand and whispers run