So there's this story my sister told me . 
It's about this girl , who calls her boyfriend and says " hey babe , I want you to meet my parents tonight . Then we'll go somewhere." And the boy agrees . So he goes to buy c00nd00ms . And goes up the helper and askes which is the best one . And tells the helper about it . And then he buys a few , and goes to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents . He goes in there .  Sits on the couch . An hour passes . 2 hours . Later on the girls friend asks " I didn't know you were that shy" and the boyfriend replies " I didn't know your dad worked at the pharmacy"
LOL