Friends dad: Hi, are you Katie?
Me: yeah.
Friends dad: I'm madisons dad.
Me: *awkwardly* I can infer that
Friends dad: What does infer mean?
Me: I have no idea
*I'm sure me and him both know what it means to infer,
he's just nice enough to hide my social failure*
I shall be a turtle for the rest of my life if I do something
similar to all guys no matter the age .-.
