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*le Spanish class*
Teacher: Kelsie! Is that a phone I see in your hand?
Me: *raises hand with gum pack* Oh, you mean thi-
Teacher: *yells* FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR!
Me: *puts hands in the air*
Teacher: Now.. wave them around like you just don't care!
Me: *looks at him weird, waves hands*
Teacher: YOU CARED A LITTLE BIT!
Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
Teacher: LIES!

True story.

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