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boy: *opens door for girl*
girl: like, oh my God! I have a boyfriend ya know!
boy: I was just opening the door for you...
girl: no, you were flirting with me!
boy: fine, I won't hold the door.
boy: *let's go of door*
boy: *door hits girl*
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boy: *opens door for girl* girl: like, oh my God! I have a boyfriend

87 faves · 2 comments · Mar 12, 2013 8:33pm

ElmoLuvsAngel

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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
Ugh, I hate people like that. Opening a door isn't flirting, it's being polite. FFS
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ElmoLuvsAngel · 1 decade ago
I know, right! xD
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