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So today I was in Social Studies, and this guy next to me

was wearing shorts. He started stroking his hairy leg, and I

finally asked what he was doing. He replied with,

"I'm petting my cat."


"You wanna pet him?"

TrueStory.

 
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So today I was in Social Studies, and this guy next to me was

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