I don't usually do this, but this was actually pretty fun!

Type your name: Kirsten
Type your name with your elbow: ikiersfds
Type your name with your chin: kirstwmj
Slam your face on the keyboard: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him- and I didn't know how potent that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.