Teacher tells student to go up to board and do a math
problem;
Student (complains): But I don;t know how
to do it.
Teacher: May the Odds be Ever in Your
Favor
Student 2: I Volunteer As Tribute!
Teacher: This is the Quater Quell, there is no
Volunteers.
Me: Actually there is...
Launches in to explaination about how Peeta was planing to take
Haymitch's place if he was choosen.
SILENCE
Teacher: Ok fine Student 2, you can volunteer as tribute