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Ted: Hey I got a new stop watch, man :D You can do lots of stuff with it :D Wanna try?
Joe: Oh cool *takes stop watch* Lets see how many seconds you last before saying something stupid.
Ted:Is that an insult?
Joe: Three seconds.
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Ted: Hey I got a new stop watch, man :D You can do lots of stuff
5 faves · 1 comments · Feb 26, 2013 9:12pm
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