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Me: Eva, sometimes you aren't the smartest.

Eva: Well, just know this: If I EVER become a vegetable, I want to be an apple.

Me: I just...what...

Eva: And, I also have 500 IQ cells.



This is the friend you need to make your parents realize their kid isn't half bad.
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Me: Eva, sometimes you aren't the smartest. Eva: Well, just

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