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84 faves · 159 comments · Feb 16, 2013 5:07pm

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GraceIsQueen · 6 years ago
Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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sophxoxo · 6 years ago
yo mamma so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "one at a time, please...."
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 6 years ago
HAHAHA THAT'S GREAT! I JUST DIED :D
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CheeseCrackers · 6 years ago
Yo mommas so fat that when she goes to america wearing a yellow coat people stick their arms out and yell 'CAB!"
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dolph* · 6 years ago
Yo mama's so fat she got more crack than a drug dealer. (Read in a sassy black voice for extra effect).
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VintageParis · 6 years ago
Love it!!! but add the *duckface*
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peacegirl88 · 6 years ago
Yo mama so stupid she went to a math Convention cause the poster said 'Pi'
I am kinda a nerd....
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 6 years ago
LOLOL! I'm the 69th fave to my quote. x]
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chocomickey14 · 6 years ago
Yo mama so fat when she walks down the sidewalk people yell earthquake!
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IHeartNicola · 6 years ago
Yo mama so stupid she printed a gif.
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mexismoo · 6 years ago
yo mamas so much like you that she never goes outside and has some cats and has a relationship with food
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---* · 6 years ago
the best one <3
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AlexisCoral · 6 years ago
Yo mama's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her shopping list.
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peacegirl88 · 6 years ago
Yo mama' so fat her highschool photo is an aeral photogragh.
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---* · 6 years ago
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the t.v, she misses 3 episodes
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Aliyaaaaaaaaaaaaa · 6 years ago
yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on her weighing scale..
yo momma so skinny she misses the rain.

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bella is a penguin * · 6 years ago
Lmao!
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RugsFromMeToYou · 6 years ago
roseth0rn..... just leave. i know just as much as you but i dont copy and paste!
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 6 years ago
She's just posting some jokes she knows. It's not a competition, just posting stuff to make you laugh! As long as she doesn't claim that she invented them when she didn't. But no need to worry.[:
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RugsFromMeToYou · 6 years ago
mwahaha i know i sounded really nafry there bu ti was only messin'!
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Lolysnow1 · 6 years ago
Yo momma so ugly she makes blind people cry.(:
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roseth0rn · 6 years ago
Harry Potter:
Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.
Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died.
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.
Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her.
Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay.
Yo mama's so old, her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats!
Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.
Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton.
Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.
Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.
Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.
Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account.
Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!
Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-"!
Yo mama's so fat, she ate the Death Eaters.
Yo mama's so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her!
Yo mama's so nasty that the order of the phoenix was "stay away from that woman!"
Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.
Yo mama's such a tramp that she's given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!
Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!
Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!
Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.
Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.
Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.
Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride.
Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!
Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.
Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks.
Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.
Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.
Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.
Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.
Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!"
Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh.
Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.
Yo mama's such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her "chamber of secrets".
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
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rosesummerfun9 · 6 years ago
Yo mamma so fat she plays tennis bal with the plants. Yo mamma so ugly the boogie man checks under the bed for her

Yeah i had a really rude friend at a time...
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iLoveTheArts · 6 years ago
Yo mama do so much for you so you shouldn't call her a
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*escribo* · 6 years ago
Yo mama so fat when she peed God took back his promise of never flooding the Earth.
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justkiddiing · 6 years ago
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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