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I just told Peanut1299 about how mad i was at someone and this is what she said.

"Can I go all Weasel on him?
And bash his b.alls in?
And make his manboobs concave?
And dress him up in a dress?
And wax his ba.lls?
And send him to Antartica?
In a bikini?
And take pictures of it?
And then send him to Africa?
And Inject HIV into him?
And keep him in an insane asylum until he dies?"

This is how you can tell we are related by blood.

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