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Friend: When I was little I saw no tears baby shampoo and squirted it into my eye, I swear I went blind for 3 days.
Me: But did you cry?
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Friend: When I was little I saw no tears baby shampoo and squirted

141 faves · 3 comments · Feb 9, 2013 1:49am

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pluto* · 1 decade ago
They meant in your hair xD
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conversel0ver · 1 decade ago
But hair doesn't cry? xD
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
but it does tear, lul xD
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