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Friend: So, who’s your Valentine?

Me: (Turns around, making sure she wasn’t talking to anyone else.) Wait. Are you talking to me?

Friend: Duh. Who else? So, who’s your Valentine :)?

Me: You do realize that I will be forever alone, correct?

Friend: Well, you can always be one of those cat ladies, so technically you won’t be alone!

Me: I’m allergic to cats....




































FOREVER ALONE

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