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There are 7,064,588,395
people on this planet, Earth
and I still have a 0% chance
of having a boyfriend on Valentine's day
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There are 7,064,588,395 people on this planet, Earth and I still

245 faves · 15 comments · Feb 6, 2013 8:40pm

RingoStar

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lovemebitch · 6 years ago
so true
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Rach_K · 6 years ago
Same here D:
But oh well :) I have my dogs for company and a load of books to read so all good ^^
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dreambig97 · 6 years ago
Someone has to be single since the population is an odd number..it'll probably be me though so you don't have to worry
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Shelbie!* · 6 years ago
0% I won't have a boyfriend until... You know I really don't know! Keep your head up he'll come round;]
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RingoStar · 6 years ago
i'm not worried at all, ive had bf's before, i just said it and though it was funny enough for witty
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Shelbie!* · 6 years ago
Ya haha same but now I just need the right guy!
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iMakeSence · 6 years ago
lie! because...i thought the same,then,the person i always liked gave me a chance and now i have a bf andive been dateing him for about two weeks now.if u like someone..just take the risk,ask the out or tell them how u feel.its wortha try.
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RingoStar · 6 years ago
i'm not worries, i just said it and it was funny. i've had plenty of boyfriends and a date on friday... i'll be fine, but thanks
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wittyspaz · 6 years ago
lol nicee but see this is actually me haha no bfs no dates. ever.
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iMakeSence · 6 years ago
oh okie c":
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pepperdaddy · 6 years ago
I could be ur long distance valentines bf
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RingoStar · 6 years ago
this is witty profiles, not match.com
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pepperdaddy · 6 years ago
thanks for the advice, cause i obviously didn't know that

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LivingButWantingToDie · 6 years ago
Witty needs to make a "like" Button so i can like that comment ;) ^ lol
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RingoStar · 6 years ago
haha thanks :)
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