FUNNIEST LUNCH FIGHT EVER!!!
ME:*walking past this kid* (by the way he is way smaller than me I guess its a advantige)
KID:*stands up puffs out his cheest* I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU A$$ BECAUSE YOUR TALL!!!
ME: I didnt do anything...
KID: Your so tall...
ME:*kneels on the ground so he can reach my face or arm or whatever he wanted to hit*
KID: What are you doing you idiot?!?
ME: I'm neeling so you can reach me.
EVERYBODY: *laughs so hard and loud*
KID: I'm going to punch your arm and face.
ME: Go right ahead...
KID:*looks around put a fist up and punchs my arm*
ME: Is that all you got?!?!? *rolling on the floor laughing*
KID: I need the nurse I think I broke my hand!!!