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"All guys are the same."
Yes, because my dad, Charles Manson, and Jesus Christ are all the same.

"All girls are the same."
Yes, because I am the same as Lindsay Lohan and Elizabeth Bathory.

Do you realize how stupid you sound when you say these things?

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"All guys are the same." Yes, because my dad, Charles

312 faves · 4 comments · Feb 3, 2013 12:13pm

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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Thank you.
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Whor_an · 1 decade ago
if you put harry styles instead of charles manson it would have been hilarioous.

this made my day.
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Jahyvie · 1 decade ago
This quote is perfect.
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AlexisCoral · 1 decade ago
Irrelevant, but I lovee the Elizabeth Bathory stories.
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