I knew a girl that was so
stupid:
* she called me to get my
phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes
looking at the orange juice box because it said
"CONCENTRATE"
* she put lipstick on her
forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's
in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a
stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a
fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery
store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a
cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to
see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check
at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood
test.
*she thought Meow Mix was
a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of
all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44
bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the
airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she
turned around and went home
~Alice
I knew a girl that was so stupid: * she called me to get my phone
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Mar 27, 2009 1:10am
efronlover2896 · 1 decade ago
haha ur funny and ur quotes are amazing! do u have an aim??
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