Dear Australia,
You are the Gold to my Coast, the vegemite to my toast
The sea to the sand, the beer to my hand
The thong to my foot, the Rhonda to Kutut
The Kanga to my roo, the BB to my Q
The WI to my FI, the sauce to my pie
The Harbour to my Bridge, the lamingtons to my fridge
The heat to my rash, the grog to my stash
The Holden to my ute, Australia you beaut!
Happy Australia Day my fellow Aussie wittians
