I’m blonde; I
must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I
must be boring.
I
have red hair; I must have a fiery
temper.
I
have black hair, I must be
eccentric.
I
dye my hair; I must be trying to be
someone.
I
wear make-up; I must be
fake.
I
wear skirts; I must be a
slag.
I like football;
I must be a
lesbian.
I’m rich; I
must be spoilt.
I’m poor;
Imust be a tramp.
I
wear black; I must be a
goth.
I
wear hoodies;
Imustbe
causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I
muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I
must constantly
eat.
I’m smart; I
must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I
must be a loner.
I cry; I
must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I
must be weird.
I’m like you; I
must be copying.
I’m religious; I
must make you be the
same.
I’m young; I
must be
naïve.
I’m old; I
must be unable to look after
myself.
I’m a teenager; I
must always be up to no
good.
I’m a straight-A student; I
must have no social
life.
I
have no job; I must be
lazy.
I have a good
job; I must be a
snob.
I’m foreign; I
must be pocketing your
tax.
I am human; I
must be stereotyped.
nmq
I’m blonde; I must be stupid. I’m brunette; I must
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