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Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
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6 faves · 10 comments · Jan 21, 2013 11:51am

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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
Dear Ashley,
I loveeee you. You have a nice face. You make me smiiiiile :D. You should come online more often (:. Someday I will jump on you. You + me = passionate love making. If I saw you now I’d be excited. I want to slap yo a.ss. I would build anything just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Chasing Cars. We could have one of our lovely conversations under the stars.
Love,
Sophie

(P.S. I LOVE YOU.)
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
<3 I love you moar
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
Dear Ash,
I will have se.x with you. You have a nice as.s. You make me hornee. You should have se.x with meme. Someday I will see you naked. You + me =poorn . If I saw you now I'd whip my d.ick out and have you sit on it. I want to touch you in naughty ways. I would build a strip club just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be " me." We could have s.ex under the stars
Love,
Tori
(P.S. u hv nis ti.ts)
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desultori* · 1 decade ago
I don't know why it says meme. Probably because i typed it like that... but don't judge me. Hope u lyk it<3
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
I love it. <3 bby at me
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Shortie* · 1 decade ago
c.u.m
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ilovemikaylaandmelissa · 1 decade ago
dear ,
i see you. you have a nice tv from what i can see from your window. you make me happy. you should twerk. someday i will find you. you+me= idk i suck at math. if i saw you now i would run. i want to you. i would build a bear just for you. if i could sing any song it would be sparks fly. we could sleep under the stars
love,
not autumn
(p.s. ayeeee whats poppin????)
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago
Dear Ashley,

I love you. You have a nice butt. You make me laugh. You should come to Texas. Someday I will hug you. You + me = lovahs 5ever. If I saw you now I’d fangirl and die. I want to meet you. I would build a spaceship just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be just the way you are. We could do nothing under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
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queen* · 1 decade ago
Dear Ash,
I love you. You have a beautiful perfect face. you make me smile so much. You should move to New York. Someday I will meet you. You+me=love. If I saw you now I'd hug you. I want to love you. I would build a fort with/just for you. IF I could sing I would sing you 1234 by the Plain White T;s. We could cuddle under the stars.

LOVE CHARLEY
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jayciecutie01 · 1 decade ago
Dear beautifulmistakesx,
Idk you. You have a nice, no lovely, face! I don't know how you make me feel, we do not talk! Someday I will graduate, thank goodness. You + me = strangers. If I saw you now I'd hug you!! I want to hug you, everyone needs a hug. I'd build a chocolate palace for you because let's face it, everyone needs one. I'd sing you any song you want although I can't sing. we could sleep under the stars!!
love jaycie.
ps, smile!
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