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Dear _______________,

I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :)
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1 faves · 7 comments · Jan 20, 2013 9:40pm

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livelifealltheway · 1 decade ago
Dear aututmnnutat,

I heart you. You have a nice face...im keeping it pg yo. You make me rlly happy(still pg). You should marry me. Someday I will you again(ok pg time ovah). You + me = best celeb couple ever(just pretnd we're celebs ok). If I saw you now I’d die. I want to have babies you. I would build a fort made of dilldos just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Milkshake duhhh. We could have secks under the stars.

Love,
gerrrr

(P.S. i like ur peen.)
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
ilysm baby ger
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
Dear Autumn,
I love you.You have a nice personality.You make me laugh.You should do my letter next.Someday I will meet you.You + me =friends4eva.If I saw you now i'd give you a big hug.I want to slap you.I would build a big cake just for you.If I could sing you any song it would be I just had .We could lay under the stars.
Love,Coreen
ps I wont slap you<3
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Dear Autumn,
I miss you. You have a nice everything. You make me smile. You should talk to me more. Someday I will think of something to put in this blank. You + me = friends, yeah? If I saw you now, I'd get super excited. I want to something you. I would build a letterlike this just for you. If I could sing you any song, it would be... probably Taylor Swift even though you don't listen to her (I think). We could talk under the stars.
Love,
Bree.
(P.S. I'm feeling awkward. Let's not talk about this again.)
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
Bree you're too cute ♡
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago
dear autumn,
I hate you. You have a nice nothing. You make me the off. You should GO JUMP INTO THE OCEAN. Someday I will EAT YOU. You + me= battle. If I saw you now I'd kill myself. I want to slap you. I would build a fiery pit of doom just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be You by Lily Allen. We could fight under the stars.
Love, Mary
PS I hate you.
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago
i hate you
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