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the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket”
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the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at

48 faves · 1 comments · Jan 15, 2013 11:20pm

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xstories · 1 decade ago
excuse me while i go die.
this is hilarous
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