mom: HURRY UP YOU'RE MAKING
ME LATE WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES
me: *scrambles ot of the house half naked and
leaps into the car while applying makeup*
me: mom I have to be somewhere in 15 minutes, can
we start going?
mom: okay, let me just finish up a few things!
*eats a five course meal, knits a scarf, sends a telegraph, makes
four phone calls, adopts a child, runs a marathon, books a flight,
travels to Saudi Arabia, opens a restaurant, starts a golf club,
drags self to car, forgets to turn on the stove*
mq, not my idea
mom: HURRY UP YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN
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Jan 15, 2013 6:43pm
