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YOUR PERIOD. 
The Negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
-You want to claw everybodies face off CRAAMMPSS!
-You cry over everything that goes wrong
-Back pain
-Your face breaks out
-Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
-Your jeans won’t zip
-Tampons take over your purse
The positives
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You‘re not pregnant!

 

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YOUR PERIOD. The Negatives - Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms

301 faves · 3 comments · Jan 10, 2013 9:40am

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charlieisnotaunicorn · 1 decade ago
*cries* *punches someone* *laughs at them* *builds garden of peace and rainbows* *donates to charity* *hugs homeless man* *cries* *yells at the sky* *kills homeless man* *drop kicks baby off a cliff* *cries*
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StripedGuitar · 1 decade ago
I had to take 2 of my high school entrance exams while on my period. I was ready to rip someone's face off.
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music_is_forever1 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha today I couldn't solve a math problem so I threw my math binder and flipped a chair :x Oh the things periods make us do
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