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*stranded in the desert*
Me: ok we have bad news and good news...
friend: ok what's the bad news?
Me: the only thing to eat is sand.
friend: oh...well whats the good news?
Me: theirs lots of it.
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*stranded in the desert* Me: ok we have bad news and good news...

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