me:
mom, i'm never going to find a one direction calender!
they're all sold out!
mom: well, let's keep looking.. maybe
we'll find one..
me: ugh. this is hopeless.
me: i'm never gonna find-
me:
me: wait a minute
me: WHAT'S THAT
mom: what's what?
me: OMG I FOUND ONE! IT'S THE LAST
ONE!
mom: oh, maybe someone was hiding it over
here. but what if they come back for it?
me: sucks for them. finder's keepers,
loser's weepers!!!!!
mom:
me:
mom: i thought i raised you better than
this.
me: not when it comes to one direction,
mom.