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today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
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today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your

6 faves · Jan 7, 2013 3:15pm

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