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 Me: Hey , I like your shirt.
 Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
 Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same
         shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two
         puerto rican children 





 

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Me: Hey , I like your shirt. Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy

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