I went to my cousins house
for New Years. My two cousins, Dad, Mom, Grandma, Aunt and
brother were in the living room waiting for the ball to drop.
*Ball Drops*
EVERYBODY: HAPPY NEW YEARS! I LOVE YOU ALL!
My Cousin: I love you Jen!
My mom: Happy New Year Baby!
Me: I'm hungry I haven't eaten since last year
*everybody silently stares at me*
My Cousin: You ate 5 minutes ago
Me: That was last year
